pens guaranteed to leave an impression

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Hand 'em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss... when you say 'Borrow My Pen?' you'll ALWAYS make an impression. Includes (8) memorable styles, packed on a peggable blistercard.

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Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75* within the United States.

Returns

You have 30 days to request a return. Items must be unused, with tags, and in original packaging. Contact hello@paperskyscraper.com to start a return.

Seasonal items (e.g., Halloween, Christmas) can’t be returned unless damaged.

*Please note, some items such as Bogg Bags, heavy books, or large-volume products may have restrictions.

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