Dashboard Jesus
Dashboard Jesus
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The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 5-1/4'' Jesus figure has a metal spring with an adhesive base and is ready to be a reminder to love thy neighbor, even if that neighbor does not use a turn signal when entering your lane. Jesus will not judge you for the car you drive, but he may remind you to be a good Samaritan if you see someone with a flat tire on the side of the road. This bobbler won't just inspire you be a better driver, but also a better person.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.
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